1 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,158 Consider outer space. 2 00:02:27,389 --> 00:02:30,291 From the time of the first NASA mission, it became evident… 3 00:02:30,365 --> 00:02:34,010 … that being in space has a profound effect on the human psyche. 4 00:02:34,078 --> 00:02:37,395 During the first Gemini mission, some thought was actually given… 5 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:40,700 … to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together. 6 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,040 Really? 7 00:02:42,975 --> 00:02:45,431 A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will… 8 00:02:46,112 --> 00:02:48,479 … bound together in a sophisticated nerve center… 9 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:51,031 … at the head of the largest, most powerful known rocket… 10 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,952 … it’s giant thrusters blasting into the dark void… 11 00:02:54,016 --> 00:02:56,832 … as they hurtled towards their final destination: 12 00:02:56,897 --> 00:02:58,904 the gushing wellspring of life itself. 13 00:03:00,673 --> 00:03:02,910 How would you like a sexual encounter so intense… 14 00:03:02,978 --> 00:03:05,345 … it could conceivably change your political views? 15 00:03:07,139 --> 00:03:09,660 - Would you like to dance? - Yes, please. 16 00:03:10,626 --> 00:03:12,449 I'll take that as a no. 17 00:03:24,485 --> 00:03:26,973 - Consider outer space. - What? 18 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:38,397 Private Gibson! Incoming! 19 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,939 What is this? “Lonely man sitting on a hill”? 20 00:03:46,151 --> 00:03:47,712 It's over, Lance. 21 00:03:48,488 --> 00:03:49,895 It's gone, I've lost it. 22 00:03:51,177 --> 00:03:52,519 High school. 23 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:56,000 I started off so hot. Sophomore year, two times. 24 00:03:56,681 --> 00:03:59,202 Junior year was excellent. Four times. 25 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,734 And not all with the same girl. 26 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:06,474 Senior year looked like the best. The first day of classes, then nothing. 27 00:04:06,635 --> 00:04:09,286 What do you mean, nothing your senior year? 28 00:04:09,355 --> 00:04:12,421 What about that time with Barbara De Villebis in the high-jump pit? 29 00:04:12,491 --> 00:04:13,899 That was you. 30 00:04:17,869 --> 00:04:20,804 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to. 31 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:23,917 Maybe I'm past my prime. 32 00:04:25,038 --> 00:04:28,333 It's not you. it's these high school girls, here. 33 00:04:29,326 --> 00:04:30,788 They're simple. 34 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,700 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you. 35 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:37,992 - Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right. 36 00:04:38,063 --> 00:04:39,208 Anyways… 37 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:43,631 … after tonight, you'll never have to deal with these simple high school girls again. 38 00:04:45,009 --> 00:04:49,068 - But won't these same girls be in college? - Yeah, but it'll be different. 39 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:51,723 - Why? - Because they'll be college girls. 40 00:04:54,546 --> 00:04:56,139 I'm gonna miss you. 41 00:04:56,754 --> 00:05:00,715 It's your own fault. You could be coming out to California with me. 42 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:01,965 Yeah, right. 43 00:05:02,035 --> 00:05:04,719 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude. 44 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:06,385 California. 45 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:09,233 You could be coming to New England with me. 46 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:12,017 What are you, crazy? The “Ivy League” stinks. 47 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:14,739 They've only got those ugly, intellectual girls… 48 00:05:14,804 --> 00:05:18,351 … with Band-Aids on their knees from playing the cello. No, thank you. 49 00:05:18,549 --> 00:05:20,491 I'm really gonna miss you. 50 00:05:21,269 --> 00:05:23,026 We're college men now. 51 00:05:33,624 --> 00:05:36,471 Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful. 52 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:40,239 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place. 53 00:05:41,113 --> 00:05:42,836 Classes are classes. 54 00:05:43,129 --> 00:05:46,293 One of them even looks like… … it might be interesting. 55 00:05:47,226 --> 00:05:48,470 You never know. 56 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:53,679 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one Band-Aid. 57 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,794 In fact, there's plenty of action. 58 00:05:55,867 --> 00:05:58,289 My roommate and I have an understanding. 59 00:05:58,683 --> 00:06:01,979 Hope things are going as good for you. Your pal, Gib. 60 00:06:03,132 --> 00:06:05,466 P.S. All of the above is bullshit. 61 00:06:05,979 --> 00:06:09,144 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair. 62 00:06:09,212 --> 00:06:11,798 But, knock on wood, I still have my health. 63 00:06:11,965 --> 00:06:15,129 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment. 64 00:06:15,357 --> 00:06:18,489 Remember, “As the dog returned to his own vomit…” 65 00:06:19,134 --> 00:06:21,370 “… so does the fool to his folly.” 66 00:06:24,703 --> 00:06:27,736 Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem… 67 00:06:27,999 --> 00:06:29,406 … and I'm late because of it. 68 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,546 Katherine, when l told you that you should develop your own style… 69 00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:39,228 I didn't mean that you should do the it's with little flowers. 70 00:06:39,296 --> 00:06:42,777 And this lavender ink… Would you lose that? 71 00:06:43,009 --> 00:06:44,668 It strains the eye. 72 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:46,775 You sure take a lot of notes. 73 00:06:49,762 --> 00:06:53,145 Miss Duran, this is very interesting. 74 00:06:53,794 --> 00:06:57,308 Ordinarily, the conclusion comes in the end of the paper, but… 75 00:06:57,668 --> 00:06:59,456 - I like that. - Thank you. 76 00:06:59,524 --> 00:07:00,636 Go on. 77 00:07:01,412 --> 00:07:02,361 Gibson. 78 00:07:09,189 --> 00:07:11,012 - Mr. Gibson? - Yes, what? 79 00:07:11,366 --> 00:07:15,228 I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life… 80 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:18,085 … but would you mind if l take up a moment of your time? 81 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,607 - Sure. - Thank you. 82 00:07:20,934 --> 00:07:22,844 See, I want to tell you… 83 00:07:23,655 --> 00:07:25,029 … that I really enjoyed your paper. 84 00:07:25,095 --> 00:07:26,110 - You did? - Yeah. 85 00:07:26,183 --> 00:07:28,485 I don't remember the last time… 86 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:32,294 … that l have seen this much detail expressed on: 87 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,293 “How to eat pizza without burning the roof of your mouth.” 88 00:07:38,665 --> 00:07:42,789 Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes… 89 00:07:43,882 --> 00:07:47,941 … are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar… 90 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:49,957 … creative spelling… 91 00:07:50,634 --> 00:07:52,871 … and, as l believe, sausage stain. 92 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:54,568 Pepperoni. 93 00:07:55,403 --> 00:07:57,094 Clean it up. 94 00:07:58,476 --> 00:07:59,424 Ms. Bradbury. 95 00:08:00,812 --> 00:08:02,635 You, on the other hand… 96 00:08:02,701 --> 00:08:05,418 … express your ideas very clearly. 97 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,146 Thank you. 98 00:08:07,662 --> 00:08:09,767 Except that your paper is… 99 00:08:10,414 --> 00:08:11,875 Well, it's dry. 100 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:15,242 There's not enough of you coming through. 101 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:18,276 Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun. 102 00:08:18,959 --> 00:08:21,741 Sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should. 103 00:08:21,808 --> 00:08:24,710 Eat food that is bad for you, at least once in a while. 104 00:08:25,136 --> 00:08:29,293 Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated. 105 00:08:30,097 --> 00:08:32,236 Make love in a hammock! 106 00:08:36,529 --> 00:08:39,050 Life is the ultimate experience. 107 00:08:39,730 --> 00:08:41,967 You have to experience it… 108 00:08:42,034 --> 00:08:44,041 … in order to write about it. 109 00:08:45,362 --> 00:08:48,232 - Yes, Alison. - What did you say after “hammock”? 110 00:08:50,131 --> 00:08:51,408 - I want you. - All right. 111 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:53,963 You're a dead man, dead meat. You'll hear footsteps. 112 00:08:54,036 --> 00:08:55,051 Set! 113 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:59,219 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 114 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:06,709 Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling, makes another sparkling defensive jam. 115 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,603 - I thought Grambling was all black. - So what? 116 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:12,107 What are you doing tonight? 117 00:09:12,183 --> 00:09:15,664 I'll tell you, I am not rewriting my English paper. I have a social life. 118 00:09:15,735 --> 00:09:18,702 That's right, I forgot. You've got to go to a mixer. 119 00:09:18,839 --> 00:09:21,840 Stand in the corner for three hours, and not ask anyone to dance. 120 00:09:21,912 --> 00:09:23,635 It's the girls at this school. 121 00:09:23,736 --> 00:09:27,533 All they want is to stay indoors, smoke cigarettes and relate. I don't like them. 122 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,648 Why do you have to like them? 123 00:09:32,537 --> 00:09:33,585 You're dead meat. 124 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,660 What does Taub mean, l have to live life? 125 00:09:36,730 --> 00:09:40,211 In high school, l was delegate to the mock UN in New York City. 126 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:41,523 Twice. 127 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:45,109 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose, boxing. 128 00:09:45,692 --> 00:09:48,791 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom. 129 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:52,978 I think I've done my share of living, haven't I? 130 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:56,053 - What do you think of that guy, Gib? - I don't. 131 00:09:57,341 --> 00:09:59,381 I think he's got a cute ass. 132 00:10:00,253 --> 00:10:01,562 - Him? - Yeah. 133 00:10:03,389 --> 00:10:06,237 Gibson, with the interception! And he's got some running room! 134 00:10:06,302 --> 00:10:08,212 He's to the 30, to the 40… 135 00:10:08,286 --> 00:10:12,083 … and he's run out of bounds at midfield by Jimbo Maccavechi! 136 00:10:12,703 --> 00:10:15,387 That's Gibson's 9th interception of this very young season. 137 00:10:15,456 --> 00:10:17,693 He's having an outstanding year. 138 00:10:18,336 --> 00:10:20,540 “Life's the ultimate experience.” 139 00:10:22,848 --> 00:10:24,954 Forget it. She likes the intellectual type. 140 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,847 I'm intellectual, and stuff. 141 00:10:26,913 --> 00:10:30,143 You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff. 142 00:10:30,658 --> 00:10:33,375 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity. 143 00:10:33,506 --> 00:10:36,889 - Mastin, you're a genius. - Stop and go, on I. 144 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:41,820 Break! 145 00:10:41,988 --> 00:10:44,093 - Both y'all are dead. - Ready down. Set. 146 00:10:44,164 --> 00:10:46,783 - Hut one. Hut two. Hut three. - Watch it, now. 147 00:10:46,852 --> 00:10:49,754 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 148 00:10:52,165 --> 00:10:53,692 - Nice D. - Go! 149 00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:57,404 Nice. 150 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,868 - Where are you going? - Come on! 151 00:11:00,838 --> 00:11:02,049 The ball! 152 00:11:15,272 --> 00:11:19,102 I'm flunking English. I was wondering if maybe you could help me out. 153 00:11:19,881 --> 00:11:21,310 Nice swimsuit. 154 00:11:23,081 --> 00:11:25,285 lf l flunk English, I'm out of here. 155 00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,557 Kiss college goodbye. 156 00:11:30,570 --> 00:11:32,512 I don't know what I'll do. 157 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,015 I'll probably go home. 158 00:11:35,755 --> 00:11:39,433 Gee, Dad will be pissed off. Mom will be heartbroken. 159 00:11:39,852 --> 00:11:43,846 If l play my cards right, I get maybe a six-month's grace period… 160 00:11:43,916 --> 00:11:47,528 … and then l got to get a job, and you know what that means. 161 00:11:49,645 --> 00:11:52,907 That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window… 162 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:55,079 … and l work my way up… … from shakes to burgers… 163 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,223 … and then, one day, my lucky break comes. 164 00:11:57,294 --> 00:12:00,393 The French fry guy dies, and they offer me the job. 165 00:12:00,463 --> 00:12:03,944 But the day l have to start, some men come in a black Lincoln Continental… 166 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:08,423 … and tell me l can make a quick $300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. 167 00:12:09,456 --> 00:12:12,872 When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old… 168 00:12:13,712 --> 00:12:16,298 living in a flophouse. No job… 169 00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:19,726 … no home, no upward mobility, very few teeth. 170 00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:22,256 Then one day they find me, face down… 171 00:12:22,321 --> 00:12:26,032 … talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. And why? 172 00:12:26,514 --> 00:12:28,903 Because you wouldn't help me in English. No! 173 00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:30,986 You were too busy to help me! 174 00:12:31,346 --> 00:12:33,867 Too busy to help a drowning man! 175 00:12:56,886 --> 00:12:57,934 Okay. 176 00:12:59,031 --> 00:13:01,420 - Okay, what? - Okay, I'll help you. 177 00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:03,281 You will? 178 00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:05,935 When? 179 00:13:07,576 --> 00:13:09,170 How about tonight? 180 00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:14,450 Let's see. Friday. 181 00:13:15,258 --> 00:13:18,105 5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus. 182 00:13:20,954 --> 00:13:23,158 7:00, news. 7:30, shower. 183 00:13:23,482 --> 00:13:26,101 7:45, phone call. 8:00? 184 00:13:26,938 --> 00:13:30,037 8:00, I don't know. That's when I rearrange my sock drawer. 185 00:13:30,747 --> 00:13:33,682 - Do you want me to help you, or not? - I do. 186 00:13:33,948 --> 00:13:35,410 I was just kidding, there. 187 00:13:35,932 --> 00:13:37,972 - 8:00. - Okay. 188 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:41,691 See you then. 189 00:13:42,493 --> 00:13:44,828 - Where? - McKenzie Hall. 190 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:46,582 Great! 191 00:13:53,951 --> 00:13:55,674 It's Friday night! 192 00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:09,048 “I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college.” 193 00:14:09,345 --> 00:14:12,312 “I never thought those letters were true, until a few days ago…” 194 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,036 “I had an experience that changed my mind.” 195 00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:16,862 “I just had to share it with you.” 196 00:14:16,930 --> 00:14:20,029 “I had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine… 197 00:14:20,098 --> 00:14:22,880 … when there was a knock on my dorm room door.” 198 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:26,525 “And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes.” 199 00:14:26,851 --> 00:14:30,081 “There were two of the foxiest twins l had ever seen… 200 00:14:30,884 --> 00:14:34,048 … with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit… 201 00:14:34,981 --> 00:14:36,508 … and firm tits.” 202 00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:41,086 How does that sound? 203 00:14:41,158 --> 00:14:44,453 Change “tits” to “generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh”. 204 00:14:44,518 --> 00:14:46,045 And have them defy gravity. 205 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,428 Is this shirt good? 206 00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:50,625 Yeah. You think they'll know that “scoops of flesh” means “tits”? 207 00:14:50,695 --> 00:14:52,800 I don't think it sounds specific enough. 208 00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:55,108 Where else are you gonna find scoops of flesh? 209 00:14:55,175 --> 00:14:57,063 How's this for an opening line: 210 00:14:57,128 --> 00:14:59,397 “Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?” 211 00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:02,333 - How do you spell “zucchini”? - Z-u-c-h-i-n-i. 212 00:15:03,048 --> 00:15:04,575 Nietzsche's too obscure. 213 00:15:04,649 --> 00:15:08,130 How about, “Did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?” 214 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:11,966 She probably knows it isn't true. I don't know what to say. 215 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:15,239 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it. 216 00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:18,176 - Use sincerity. It's the best technique. - What? 217 00:15:20,555 --> 00:15:21,832 Come here. 218 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:32,740 You know, I've never met anyone like you before. 219 00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:38,274 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 220 00:15:38,797 --> 00:15:40,838 But with you, it's different. 221 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,759 I can talk to you. 222 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:48,237 You know what I'm thinking, without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 223 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,499 We speak each other's unspoken language… 224 00:15:52,783 --> 00:15:53,994 … fluently. 225 00:15:55,503 --> 00:15:56,813 I love you. 226 00:15:59,408 --> 00:16:03,500 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit I've ever heard in my life. 227 00:16:04,242 --> 00:16:07,308 - Get out of here, you piece of slime. - No chick would ever buy it. 228 00:16:07,377 --> 00:16:10,247 That's where you're wrong. it's how I got Lucy. 229 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,460 - It's horseshit. - Effective horseshit. 230 00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:13,840 Get a life. 231 00:16:25,076 --> 00:16:26,603 It's true. 232 00:16:43,158 --> 00:16:44,435 It's open. 233 00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:58,164 I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme for my English Lit term paper. 234 00:16:58,457 --> 00:17:01,141 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas. 235 00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:04,887 You think I'm gonna leave you alone with all those UCLA girls? 236 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:08,849 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay if l go to see them. 237 00:17:08,923 --> 00:17:11,509 Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 238 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:14,775 They have this bulletin board where they list rides. 239 00:17:14,843 --> 00:17:16,948 I really want to see you. 240 00:17:24,604 --> 00:17:28,249 I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise. 241 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:29,746 Jason? 242 00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:34,234 Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you? 243 00:17:35,551 --> 00:17:38,234 I didn't think so. It's not important. 244 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,487 You tell me first. 245 00:17:44,959 --> 00:17:46,486 I love you, too. 246 00:17:49,408 --> 00:17:50,618 Bye. 247 00:17:55,489 --> 00:17:57,824 - Who's that, your lawyer? - Someday. 248 00:18:01,250 --> 00:18:02,624 - Ready? - Yeah. 249 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:14,015 “When I recollect my most truly excellent experience… 250 00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:16,702 … recurrent images buzz through my brain:” 251 00:18:17,508 --> 00:18:21,370 “the big bubbles of crust that expand right up through the sauce… 252 00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:25,438 … glistening pools of oil as still and inviting as a mountain… 253 00:18:27,813 --> 00:18:28,926 … lake… 254 00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:33,149 … the ropy knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection… 255 00:18:33,222 --> 00:18:36,125 … in the center as the slices are pulled apart.” 256 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:39,141 - It's good. - This is all wrong. 257 00:18:39,207 --> 00:18:42,077 There's no punctuation. it's all one sentence. 258 00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:44,423 - So? - It's a mess. 259 00:18:45,096 --> 00:18:47,616 You neglected to mention the most important thing. 260 00:18:47,688 --> 00:18:49,958 I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there. 261 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:53,670 You didn't state your topic, that this is gonna be a paper on pizza. 262 00:18:53,993 --> 00:18:56,230 But that is completely inferred. 263 00:18:56,586 --> 00:18:57,731 - Implied. - Whatever. 264 00:18:57,802 --> 00:19:01,098 Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring? 265 00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:03,366 Nothing gets done on a Friday night. Come on. 266 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,842 Where are you going? 267 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,010 It's too stuffy, let's go get some air. 268 00:19:12,876 --> 00:19:15,811 - You can't go in there. - I can. 269 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,220 This is America, you can go anywhere. 270 00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:42,061 - We're not supposed to be up here. - See that? 271 00:19:42,128 --> 00:19:44,365 That's Ursa Major, the Big Bear. 272 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,012 - We could get into trouble. - That's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear. 273 00:19:48,081 --> 00:19:50,765 Up to the north there, that's Cassiopeia. 274 00:19:51,313 --> 00:19:52,907 That's Cassiopeia? 275 00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,520 - She was the mother of Andromeda, right? - Who? 276 00:19:57,299 --> 00:20:00,081 - Cassiopeia. - Really? I just know the names. 277 00:20:00,403 --> 00:20:03,120 Andromeda's there, too, next to Cassiopeia. 278 00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:06,956 Andromeda. She was the princess who was chained to a rock. 279 00:20:07,764 --> 00:20:09,772 She was to be sacrificed to a sea serpent. 280 00:20:09,844 --> 00:20:11,535 - Did he get her? - No. 281 00:20:11,764 --> 00:20:15,212 - Perseus rescued her at the last minute. - Perseus, good man. 282 00:20:15,285 --> 00:20:17,773 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda. 283 00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:21,199 - You know a lot about astronomy. - Yeah. 284 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,878 When I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut. 285 00:20:24,950 --> 00:20:27,438 You know, all the Tang you can drink. 286 00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:32,055 You'll never believe what l wanted to be when I was six. 287 00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:34,062 - A classics professor. - No. 288 00:20:35,863 --> 00:20:37,806 I wanted to be a princess. 289 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,311 You know, Alison, I never met anyone like you before. 290 00:20:53,722 --> 00:20:57,105 Usually, when l meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 291 00:20:57,531 --> 00:21:00,827 But with you it's different. I feel l can talk to you. 292 00:21:01,724 --> 00:21:06,329 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 293 00:21:06,396 --> 00:21:09,015 We speak each other's unspoken language… 294 00:21:09,245 --> 00:21:10,772 - What? - … fluently. 295 00:21:12,573 --> 00:21:13,882 I love you. 296 00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:15,893 What? 297 00:21:16,894 --> 00:21:18,585 - Did I hurt you? - No. 298 00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:21,238 I'm sorry! 299 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:24,125 You're not. You had this whole thing planned. 300 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,035 Excellent. 301 00:21:33,696 --> 00:21:35,671 - What? - Don't you have an 8:00? 302 00:21:35,808 --> 00:21:37,631 - What time is it? - 7:51 . 303 00:21:38,337 --> 00:21:39,384 Shit! 304 00:21:41,954 --> 00:21:43,132 Oh, God! 305 00:22:06,885 --> 00:22:08,062 Wait up. 306 00:22:12,006 --> 00:22:14,494 I feel really terrible about Friday night. 307 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:17,660 I was rude, insensitive, selfish… 308 00:22:17,766 --> 00:22:19,327 - Asshole. - Exactly. 309 00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:21,500 But that wasn't me. 310 00:22:21,575 --> 00:22:25,732 I don't know why I said those things, I'm really not like that. Please. 311 00:22:26,791 --> 00:22:28,352 I'm really sorry. 312 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,978 Can you forgive me? 313 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:32,385 Please. 314 00:22:35,401 --> 00:22:37,987 Come on, we're gonna be late for class. 315 00:22:41,386 --> 00:22:43,012 “He was a man, that's all.” 316 00:22:43,498 --> 00:22:45,157 “A man like any other man.” 317 00:22:46,187 --> 00:22:48,424 “A man like no other man.” 318 00:22:51,595 --> 00:22:53,700 - That's very interesting, Marsha. - Thanks. 319 00:22:55,435 --> 00:22:57,574 You have a feel for ambiguity. 320 00:22:58,604 --> 00:23:00,743 Anyone else want to volunteer? 321 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,856 - Me? - Give me your paper. 322 00:23:08,622 --> 00:23:09,964 Here you go. 323 00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:14,596 - No pepperoni today? - It's clean. 324 00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:19,717 “I am a freshman at a small Northeastern college.” 325 00:23:19,984 --> 00:23:22,286 “I never thought these letters were real… 326 00:23:22,352 --> 00:23:25,451 … until a few days ago, when l had an experience that changed my mind.” 327 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,309 “I just had to share it with you.” 328 00:23:27,376 --> 00:23:30,224 - Miss Taub, I don't think that you. - Take it easy. 329 00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:35,117 “I am 6’ 2’’, with dark hair… 330 00:23:35,186 --> 00:23:39,048 … athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends.” 331 00:23:39,122 --> 00:23:41,261 “I'm not boastful, but l must explain… 332 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:44,364 … for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped… 333 00:23:44,435 --> 00:23:47,784 … with 10 inches of solid man-meat.” 334 00:23:53,492 --> 00:23:57,868 “Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls were concerned.” 335 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,593 I'll get it. 336 00:24:15,991 --> 00:24:19,090 - It's for you, Gib. Long distance. - Thanks. 337 00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:21,808 I'm coming. 338 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,703 Buddy, you getting any? 339 00:24:28,185 --> 00:24:32,146 I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing for Christmas break? 340 00:24:32,377 --> 00:24:34,745 I do. You're coming to California. 341 00:24:35,514 --> 00:24:36,692 What don't you know? 342 00:24:36,762 --> 00:24:39,479 My roommate's got a convertible. We cruise to Palm Springs. 343 00:24:40,219 --> 00:24:41,845 I got exams after Christmas. 344 00:24:42,203 --> 00:24:46,165 We are talking SoCal, here. it's 80 degrees outside. 345 00:24:46,396 --> 00:24:48,633 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu. 346 00:24:48,892 --> 00:24:50,550 I can't afford the flight. 347 00:24:51,101 --> 00:24:53,556 Listen. Can you hear that? 348 00:24:54,140 --> 00:24:56,726 Hear that? Those are waves calling out to you. 349 00:24:56,797 --> 00:24:58,390 They're beckoning. 350 00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:02,677 - “Come to California.” - It's too sunny out there. 351 00:25:03,326 --> 00:25:05,628 There's a certain someone I want you to meet. 352 00:25:05,695 --> 00:25:06,643 Forget it. 353 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:09,243 She's a very special person. 354 00:25:09,311 --> 00:25:11,318 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts. 355 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,438 You're not gonna strike out. 356 00:25:13,503 --> 00:25:16,919 She was released from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase. 357 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:18,618 Will you forget it? 358 00:25:18,976 --> 00:25:21,694 - She loves sex. - What does she look like? 359 00:25:22,657 --> 00:25:24,893 You remember that last snapshot I sent you? 360 00:25:24,962 --> 00:25:27,417 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it. 361 00:25:28,609 --> 00:25:31,643 - I can't right now. - That's an order, Private Gibson. 362 00:25:36,898 --> 00:25:38,175 Excuse me. 363 00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,569 That's new. 364 00:25:49,861 --> 00:25:51,290 - Yeah. - You got it? 365 00:25:51,493 --> 00:25:53,534 - Yeah. - Good. Now look at it. 366 00:25:53,701 --> 00:25:54,847 Fixate on it. 367 00:25:54,918 --> 00:25:57,438 - Are you fixating on it? - I'm fixating. 368 00:25:57,702 --> 00:25:59,710 - Are you sitting down? - Yes. 369 00:25:59,846 --> 00:26:01,504 She's a sure thing. 370 00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:03,269 A sure thing. 371 00:26:04,615 --> 00:26:07,998 I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words. 372 00:26:08,071 --> 00:26:10,689 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you. 373 00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:13,575 But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd… 374 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,324 … because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea. 375 00:26:16,393 --> 00:26:18,335 So, think you can make it? 376 00:26:22,345 --> 00:26:23,840 - Are you Gib? - Yeah. 377 00:26:23,914 --> 00:26:25,572 Hi, welcome aboard. 378 00:26:25,642 --> 00:26:28,326 - I'm Mary Ann Webster. - And I'm Gary Cooper. 379 00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:30,943 But not the Gary Cooper that's dead. 380 00:26:31,626 --> 00:26:32,739 Hop in. 381 00:26:39,307 --> 00:26:42,242 - Alison, this is Gib. - And Gib, this is Alison. 382 00:26:42,924 --> 00:26:44,713 I knew l should've taken the bus. 383 00:26:44,780 --> 00:26:47,847 What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag? 384 00:26:47,981 --> 00:26:49,705 Some sleazebag you don't know? 385 00:26:49,773 --> 00:26:52,588 - You two know each other. - We're old friends. 386 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:55,563 We're not old friends. We're acquaintances. 387 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,448 Very distant acquaintances. 388 00:26:57,518 --> 00:27:00,683 Kids, come on. Let's make this a fun trip, okay? 389 00:27:00,751 --> 00:27:03,621 - You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea. 390 00:27:03,695 --> 00:27:07,308 When the moon is in the Seventh House 391 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,791 And Jupiter aligns with Mars 392 00:27:10,864 --> 00:27:14,574 Then peace will guide the planets 393 00:27:14,641 --> 00:27:17,456 And love will steer the stars 394 00:27:17,521 --> 00:27:21,744 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius 395 00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:25,548 The age of Aquarius! 396 00:27:27,443 --> 00:27:31,666 Button up your overcoat when the wind is free 397 00:27:31,731 --> 00:27:35,114 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 398 00:27:35,316 --> 00:27:36,526 Come on, everybody. 399 00:27:36,596 --> 00:27:41,103 Eat an apple every day, get to bed by 3:00 400 00:27:41,237 --> 00:27:44,271 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 401 00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:45,453 Do the “ooh-ooh's”. 402 00:27:45,525 --> 00:27:47,281 Be careful crossing streets 403 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:50,093 Don't eat meats 404 00:27:51,446 --> 00:27:52,908 Cut out sweets 405 00:27:53,718 --> 00:27:56,534 You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum 406 00:28:02,072 --> 00:28:05,717 I never met anyone like you before. Usually, when I meet someone new… 407 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:08,306 I feel awkward and shy. 408 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,510 But with you it's different. 409 00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:12,560 I feel l can talk to you. 410 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:17,969 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 411 00:28:18,266 --> 00:28:21,233 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently. 412 00:28:23,195 --> 00:28:25,912 Before you go any further, let's be honest. 413 00:28:27,003 --> 00:28:29,425 You want it. I want it. 414 00:28:30,139 --> 00:28:33,718 You know l want it. You don't have to bullshit me to get it. 415 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:38,004 And even if you do bullshit me, you still get it. 416 00:28:39,772 --> 00:28:43,668 Wear your flannel underwear when you climb a tree 417 00:28:43,742 --> 00:28:47,091 Take good care of yourself, you belong to me 418 00:28:48,030 --> 00:28:50,845 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing. 419 00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:53,406 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in. 420 00:28:53,470 --> 00:28:56,504 - Come on, honey. - No, they're ruining it for everyone. 421 00:29:22,179 --> 00:29:24,383 What do you think you're doing? 422 00:29:24,547 --> 00:29:27,329 - I'm going to bed. - Not with me, you're not. 423 00:29:27,812 --> 00:29:29,372 I'm not going to bed with you. 424 00:29:29,444 --> 00:29:32,827 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in, also. 425 00:29:33,252 --> 00:29:35,391 I won't try anything, l swear. 426 00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,120 Trust me. 427 00:29:38,597 --> 00:29:41,183 You are sleeping on the floor. I worked out a schedule. 428 00:29:41,254 --> 00:29:43,294 - It's not my schedule. - It's both of ours. 429 00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:46,400 They never shut up. What does she see in him? 430 00:29:47,879 --> 00:29:49,635 It's a twisted relationship. 431 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:53,441 - You want to sleep in the bed? - I do. 432 00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:55,999 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor. 433 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:58,592 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 434 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,571 - Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - I do. 435 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,062 Then I intend to sleep on the floor. 436 00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:10,343 Good night. 437 00:30:55,568 --> 00:30:58,602 - Great breakfast. - Protein, good for you. 438 00:31:01,489 --> 00:31:04,838 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good. 439 00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:07,789 - Cheese balls? - No, thank you. 440 00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:23,985 You would think that was funny. 441 00:31:26,228 --> 00:31:29,228 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical. 442 00:31:29,845 --> 00:31:33,075 I think it's a scream. An absolute laugh riot. 443 00:31:34,806 --> 00:31:37,806 - What the hell's the matter with it? - It's stupid. 444 00:31:37,878 --> 00:31:39,471 Everything's stupid with you. 445 00:31:39,542 --> 00:31:42,859 All right. It is stupid. What's wrong with being stupid once in a while? 446 00:31:42,935 --> 00:31:45,685 Does everything you do always have to be sensible? 447 00:31:45,751 --> 00:31:47,410 Gary, they're at it again. 448 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:50,514 Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off the roof? 449 00:31:50,648 --> 00:31:53,169 Didn't you ever sprinkle Ivory Flakes on the floor… 450 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,150 … because you wanted it to snow in July? 451 00:31:55,225 --> 00:31:59,568 Didn't you ever get really shitfaced, and make a complete fool out of yourself… 452 00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:02,292 … and still have an excellent time? 453 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:03,832 Gary, do something. 454 00:32:03,930 --> 00:32:07,094 Don't you feel great when you do something totally spontaneous? 455 00:32:07,162 --> 00:32:08,853 Something totally off the wall? 456 00:32:08,923 --> 00:32:11,542 Spontaneity has its time and its place. 457 00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:15,194 Alison, do you know what you are? 458 00:32:16,315 --> 00:32:18,737 - You're repressed. - I'm not repressed. 459 00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,471 You are. 460 00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:22,712 - I can be as spontaneous as anyone. - Prove it. 461 00:32:22,780 --> 00:32:23,926 What do you want me to do? 462 00:32:23,997 --> 00:32:27,161 - I don't have to prove anything to you. - You can't. You're repressed. 463 00:32:27,229 --> 00:32:29,171 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous. 464 00:32:29,245 --> 00:32:30,772 - Repressed. - Is that spontaneous? 465 00:32:30,846 --> 00:32:32,985 - Sticking your butt out of a car? - Repressed! 466 00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:34,548 Face it, you're repressed. 467 00:32:34,622 --> 00:32:35,833 You want spontaneity? 468 00:32:35,903 --> 00:32:37,976 - I'll give you spontaneity! - Repressed! 469 00:32:38,079 --> 00:32:40,022 I'll give you… Watch this! 470 00:32:40,703 --> 00:32:42,078 You guys! 471 00:32:42,143 --> 00:32:43,867 What in Sam Hill? 472 00:32:43,936 --> 00:32:45,758 Twist and shout! 473 00:32:46,336 --> 00:32:48,703 Come to mama, boys! 474 00:32:48,768 --> 00:32:49,979 Oh, dang! 475 00:32:52,481 --> 00:32:54,172 I'm getting a hive. 476 00:32:56,897 --> 00:33:00,346 “Indecent exposure.” “Driving so as to endanger.” 477 00:33:00,770 --> 00:33:03,618 “Driving with a load not properly tied down.” 478 00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:12,321 - Here. - Thank you, Officer. I'm very sorry. 479 00:33:31,558 --> 00:33:34,177 What the hell are you doing? 480 00:33:36,231 --> 00:33:38,501 - Lock the doors. - Let's be reasonable, Gary! 481 00:33:38,568 --> 00:33:41,056 You can't do this! You can't leave us here! 482 00:33:41,736 --> 00:33:43,875 You can't. Gary, please! 483 00:33:43,944 --> 00:33:47,043 - I'm pleading. - Lock the doors! 484 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:51,144 I'll do anything! 485 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:52,900 I'll sing show tunes! 486 00:33:53,226 --> 00:33:55,910 Feelings, nothing more than feelings 487 00:33:56,074 --> 00:33:58,049 Trying to forget my feelings 488 00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:02,849 Feelings of love! 489 00:34:18,733 --> 00:34:20,260 They'll be back. 490 00:34:25,358 --> 00:34:26,984 Just a little mad. 491 00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:34,540 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch. 492 00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:37,193 Where you going? 493 00:34:40,977 --> 00:34:44,392 We're in the middle of nowhere, cold, there's no cars! You stay and hitch. 494 00:34:44,465 --> 00:34:48,077 - You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles. - And don't follow me! 495 00:35:41,817 --> 00:35:43,727 Fried pork rinds, anyone? 496 00:35:59,067 --> 00:36:01,456 This doesn't change anything, okay? 497 00:36:02,268 --> 00:36:03,730 Suit yourself. 498 00:36:54,051 --> 00:36:57,729 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets. 499 00:36:57,796 --> 00:36:59,803 Take these fried pork rinds. 500 00:36:59,876 --> 00:37:03,040 This particular brand has one percent of the RDA… 501 00:37:03,109 --> 00:37:06,011 that's “recommended daily allowance”, of riboflavin. 502 00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:09,345 You ever noticed there's three kinds of junk food? 503 00:37:09,413 --> 00:37:11,650 There's your starchy, fried, greasy type. 504 00:37:11,781 --> 00:37:14,815 Listen, I appreciate the food. But I'm not in the mood… 505 00:37:14,886 --> 00:37:17,854 … to listen to any more of your scientific observations. 506 00:37:18,535 --> 00:37:20,772 You didn't have to come over here and sit down. 507 00:37:20,968 --> 00:37:22,756 You're right. I didn't. 508 00:37:38,313 --> 00:37:39,655 Want a ride? 509 00:37:40,778 --> 00:37:43,397 I wouldn't take that ride, if I were you. 510 00:37:43,978 --> 00:37:45,440 You're not me. 511 00:37:49,899 --> 00:37:50,848 Hello! 512 00:37:51,884 --> 00:37:53,924 - How far are you going? - Los Angeles. 513 00:37:53,996 --> 00:37:57,673 Los Angeles is a long way for a little girl like you to be going. 514 00:37:58,124 --> 00:38:02,249 This thing's like an old woman. You've got to kick her to get her in gear. 515 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:12,585 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since. 516 00:38:12,655 --> 00:38:15,503 You're the first person I've talked to all day. 517 00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:17,029 Wish I could say that. 518 00:38:17,103 --> 00:38:21,228 I hope he gets a ride, but some people just don't know when to put a lid on it. 519 00:38:21,296 --> 00:38:25,388 A day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on Earth. 520 00:38:25,456 --> 00:38:27,496 It gets lonely on the road. 521 00:38:29,169 --> 00:38:32,071 I know. I can't wait to get to California to see my boyfriend. 522 00:38:32,145 --> 00:38:35,528 I got my CB. But that's not real talk. 523 00:38:36,146 --> 00:38:38,797 - It's not a real person, just a voice. - Let's see if I. 524 00:38:38,866 --> 00:38:41,998 You never get to know what they look like, or who they are. 525 00:38:42,067 --> 00:38:45,363 … by Thursday night, or Friday morning at the latest. 526 00:38:46,003 --> 00:38:47,433 You look nice. 527 00:38:51,604 --> 00:38:53,514 Why are we stopping here? 528 00:38:55,028 --> 00:38:56,622 What are we doing? 529 00:38:57,365 --> 00:38:59,405 It gets lonely on the road. 530 00:39:00,853 --> 00:39:03,603 - Don't touch me! - Don't be scared. 531 00:39:04,406 --> 00:39:07,221 - I wouldn't hurt you. - Don't! 532 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:13,204 Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. 533 00:39:13,271 --> 00:39:14,962 Am I interrupting anything? 534 00:39:15,031 --> 00:39:17,398 Me and the wife are just having a little squabble. 535 00:39:17,463 --> 00:39:19,504 It's not easy getting rides, you know? 536 00:39:19,576 --> 00:39:21,965 Most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers. 537 00:39:22,041 --> 00:39:24,048 You never know who you might pick up. 538 00:39:24,121 --> 00:39:27,155 I mean, I could be some crazed slime ball. 539 00:39:27,289 --> 00:39:30,835 I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? 540 00:39:30,905 --> 00:39:33,207 I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out… 541 00:39:33,274 --> 00:39:35,794 … and eat it, just for pleasure! 542 00:39:36,314 --> 00:39:38,616 I'm talking about a total maniac! 543 00:39:39,323 --> 00:39:41,779 Do you know what I mean? 544 00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,087 Why aren't we moving? 545 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:50,937 Don't you want to give me a ride? 546 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:56,408 - I'm only going about another mile. - Then what the hell did you pick me up for? 547 00:39:56,477 --> 00:39:58,965 You think I got nothing better to do with my life… 548 00:39:59,038 --> 00:40:01,973 … than to sit here and to pass the time with you? 549 00:40:02,782 --> 00:40:04,440 Shitbrain! 550 00:40:08,671 --> 00:40:11,290 I don't think l want this ride after all. 551 00:40:12,447 --> 00:40:15,481 And l think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind. 552 00:40:21,857 --> 00:40:23,231 - Shit. - The luggage! 553 00:40:27,778 --> 00:40:29,688 Gib, are you okay? 554 00:40:34,691 --> 00:40:37,473 Told you, you shouldn't have taken that ride. 555 00:40:37,539 --> 00:40:40,988 - That's because you know everything, right? - That's right. 556 00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:46,180 Then you should also know, that you make it virtually impossible… 557 00:40:46,244 --> 00:40:50,074 … for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done. 558 00:40:56,614 --> 00:40:58,043 I'm sorry, okay? 559 00:40:58,374 --> 00:40:59,934 - Yeah. - You okay? 560 00:41:08,712 --> 00:41:11,363 Why did you get on the back of that truck? 561 00:41:12,456 --> 00:41:15,839 Because I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge. 562 00:41:28,971 --> 00:41:31,654 I just want to get on that bus, and tilt the seat back… 563 00:41:31,722 --> 00:41:34,308 … and fall asleep, and wake up in California. 564 00:41:34,379 --> 00:41:37,609 Check out those guys. Wonder what they majored in. 565 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:40,042 - Where to? - Los Angeles. 566 00:41:40,588 --> 00:41:42,628 That'll be $89.50. 567 00:41:43,148 --> 00:41:46,629 - Bus number 33, now boarding outside. - Thank you. 568 00:41:46,830 --> 00:41:49,994 - Where to? - Nowhere. Just browsing. 569 00:41:52,270 --> 00:41:55,402 Tell me, those guys over there? Do they sleep here all night? 570 00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,773 Come on, I want to get a good seat. 571 00:41:57,839 --> 00:41:59,049 Where to? 572 00:42:06,064 --> 00:42:07,788 Where's your ticket? 573 00:42:08,144 --> 00:42:10,250 I've been thinking it over. I'm gonna hitch. 574 00:42:10,321 --> 00:42:12,841 The way I see it, I'm not getting any younger. 575 00:42:12,912 --> 00:42:16,688 This could be my last chance to see the real America, really relate to the people. 576 00:42:16,753 --> 00:42:18,314 Loan me $1. 577 00:42:20,978 --> 00:42:22,767 Change a $5? 578 00:42:22,834 --> 00:42:24,809 - How much money do you have? - That's $1. 579 00:42:24,882 --> 00:42:26,092 - I got money. - That's $2. 580 00:42:26,163 --> 00:42:27,756 - How much? - Enough. 581 00:42:29,076 --> 00:42:31,629 - Can you loan me $1.23? - Sure. 582 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:38,954 How much do you got there? 583 00:42:39,156 --> 00:42:40,717 $18.77. 584 00:42:42,421 --> 00:42:45,737 How did you expect to get to California on $18.77? 585 00:42:46,421 --> 00:42:47,828 I'll get by. 586 00:42:49,910 --> 00:42:52,332 I have $20. You can have $50. 587 00:42:52,982 --> 00:42:55,601 - I can't take that. - You can. Come on. 588 00:42:55,927 --> 00:42:58,775 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it. 589 00:43:02,456 --> 00:43:05,805 - I won't forget this. - You will. But I'll remind you. 590 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:09,716 Last call for bus number 33, leaving for St. Louis… 591 00:43:09,785 --> 00:43:13,615 Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Tucson and Los Angeles. 592 00:43:14,073 --> 00:43:15,797 There's your bus. You better hurry. 593 00:43:23,002 --> 00:43:24,726 Are you sure you'll be okay? 594 00:43:24,795 --> 00:43:27,545 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip. 595 00:43:33,308 --> 00:43:35,097 - See you. - Bye. 596 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:25,082 Back. Give Hercules some room. 597 00:44:28,324 --> 00:44:31,325 Hercules stands no chance against the sea monster. 598 00:44:32,613 --> 00:44:34,173 Anything good on? 599 00:44:35,397 --> 00:44:37,536 - Your bus just left. - I know. 600 00:44:38,949 --> 00:44:40,575 Why weren't you on it? 601 00:44:40,646 --> 00:44:43,614 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge. 602 00:44:45,734 --> 00:44:47,622 We're gonna have to use a towel, here. 603 00:44:47,687 --> 00:44:50,721 This could get very messy, if you don't know what you're doing. 604 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:53,028 This is called shotgunning beer. 605 00:44:53,096 --> 00:44:57,319 It's an ancient tribal custom. Originated in Southeast Asia, l believe. 606 00:44:57,385 --> 00:45:00,997 Take the beer. Poke a hole in it, as l will do now… 607 00:45:04,041 --> 00:45:07,817 … using any household appliance. I'm using a pen. 608 00:45:09,386 --> 00:45:12,452 Make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it. 609 00:45:13,322 --> 00:45:16,803 Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift… 610 00:45:17,067 --> 00:45:18,955 Now listen to me, it's very important. 611 00:45:19,020 --> 00:45:21,770 In one swift, deft motion, you're gonna take it… 612 00:45:21,836 --> 00:45:24,870 … pull it up, and then release the cork. Not the cork, this thing… 613 00:45:24,940 --> 00:45:27,908 … and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds. 614 00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:30,315 - Now wait. Are you sure you're ready? - I'm ready. 615 00:45:30,381 --> 00:45:32,935 For all you kids watching, this is very dangerous. 616 00:45:33,006 --> 00:45:35,559 Let's not try this at home, all right? 617 00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:38,852 - Sure you're ready? - I can't believe I'm doing this. 618 00:45:38,927 --> 00:45:41,098 - It's good for you. - Mom, forgive me. 619 00:45:42,926 --> 00:45:44,487 Swallow, swallow! 620 00:45:45,231 --> 00:45:46,890 “Danger, Will Robinson!” 621 00:45:49,807 --> 00:45:52,296 - Definite shotgun potential. - But it went up my nose. 622 00:45:52,368 --> 00:45:54,670 For a beginner, it's amazing what you just did. 623 00:45:55,441 --> 00:45:56,783 Really nice. 624 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,793 Really? 625 00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:07,568 I just remembered, I got to check something. 626 00:46:31,478 --> 00:46:34,097 Listen, tonight I'll sleep on the floor. 627 00:46:34,166 --> 00:46:36,849 - I don't think so. - I don't want any arguments from you. 628 00:46:36,918 --> 00:46:39,952 I mean, it's only fair. Last night, I slept on the bed. 629 00:46:40,023 --> 00:46:44,279 Jason, I don't think so. It's gonna take me a bit longer than l anticipated. 630 00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,344 Today's the 19th. Better not expect me… 631 00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,936 … till the 22nd or 23rd, at the earliest. 632 00:46:51,064 --> 00:46:53,203 Everything's fine. Really. 633 00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:55,448 I'll call you tomorrow. 634 00:46:56,249 --> 00:46:57,427 Promise. 635 00:46:57,914 --> 00:46:59,769 I miss you, Jason. 636 00:47:00,794 --> 00:47:04,243 I've got this great big bed, and no one to share it with. 637 00:47:10,331 --> 00:47:12,852 - What are you doing? - I'm going for a walk. 638 00:47:12,923 --> 00:47:15,891 - It's almost midnight. - It's too stuffy in here. 639 00:47:21,085 --> 00:47:22,100 I'm here. 640 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:47,006 Are you 21? 641 00:47:53,057 --> 00:47:55,229 Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be? 642 00:47:55,298 --> 00:47:57,632 Double bourbon and a beer chaser. 643 00:48:24,198 --> 00:48:26,434 Come on, Giblet, one more time. 644 00:48:28,390 --> 00:48:30,496 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise. 645 00:48:31,335 --> 00:48:32,797 It was so good. 646 00:48:32,999 --> 00:48:35,585 It was so masterful. Relentless… 647 00:48:36,423 --> 00:48:38,366 … but with a delicate touch. 648 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,483 Confident. Creative. 649 00:48:41,288 --> 00:48:42,849 I was overwhelmed. 650 00:48:43,304 --> 00:48:44,995 You're a true artist. 651 00:48:45,065 --> 00:48:47,912 Just let me sleep awhile, regain my strength. 652 00:48:48,073 --> 00:48:50,823 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will. 653 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:52,228 Please. 654 00:48:53,385 --> 00:48:54,847 What the heck. 655 00:48:56,074 --> 00:48:57,219 Howdy. 656 00:48:58,506 --> 00:49:01,289 - Mind if I sit here? - Sure, buddy, go ahead. 657 00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:03,332 Thank you kindly. 658 00:49:04,492 --> 00:49:07,078 - Two beers. - And another double bourbon. 659 00:49:09,676 --> 00:49:13,571 I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today… 660 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:18,598 … and I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in. 661 00:49:19,534 --> 00:49:21,476 You think l should bother? 662 00:49:24,430 --> 00:49:26,089 Probably not. 663 00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:30,181 She says she's from Paris. 664 00:49:30,672 --> 00:49:32,101 I don't believe that. 665 00:49:33,007 --> 00:49:34,469 Paris women… 666 00:49:35,696 --> 00:49:38,544 … don't give you a hard time, like they do here. 667 00:49:38,609 --> 00:49:42,057 To a Paris woman, sex is an art. 668 00:49:42,577 --> 00:49:44,944 I was in Paris once, with my wife. 669 00:49:47,313 --> 00:49:49,223 Boy, am l glad she's dead. 670 00:49:50,258 --> 00:49:51,916 One tequila eggnog. 671 00:49:52,755 --> 00:49:55,373 I had fried food again for lunch today. 672 00:49:56,499 --> 00:49:58,704 I know l shouldn't have had it… 673 00:49:59,572 --> 00:50:01,612 … but I couldn't help myself. 674 00:50:02,964 --> 00:50:05,266 You think l lack self-discipline? 675 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:09,268 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy. 676 00:50:09,333 --> 00:50:12,497 You are a good-looking guy. 677 00:50:13,237 --> 00:50:14,731 And I'm a good-looking guy. 678 00:50:14,805 --> 00:50:16,234 - You are. - I am. 679 00:50:16,309 --> 00:50:18,644 We're all three good-looking guys. 680 00:50:19,030 --> 00:50:21,071 That's right. We are. 681 00:50:22,007 --> 00:50:25,324 And it's Christmastime, and I'm gonna buy you a drink. 682 00:50:25,399 --> 00:50:27,985 - What are you drinking? - Something light. 683 00:50:28,536 --> 00:50:31,318 - What, like a nice Chablis? - A spritzer. 684 00:50:32,248 --> 00:50:35,544 Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer. 685 00:50:35,992 --> 00:50:38,808 And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink? 686 00:50:38,873 --> 00:50:41,590 - I'll have a beer. - Get cowboy guy a beer. 687 00:50:41,913 --> 00:50:44,402 It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me. 688 00:50:44,602 --> 00:50:45,551 They're on me. 689 00:50:51,227 --> 00:50:54,872 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 690 00:50:55,995 --> 00:50:59,673 Jack Frost nipping at your nose 691 00:51:00,604 --> 00:51:05,111 Yuletide carols being sung by a choir… 692 00:51:05,309 --> 00:51:09,106 … and folks dressed up like Eskimos 693 00:51:09,341 --> 00:51:11,611 Everybody knows, 694 00:51:11,678 --> 00:51:14,875 that turkey and some mistletoe. 695 00:51:39,105 --> 00:51:40,731 Where've you been? 696 00:51:49,923 --> 00:51:51,516 This guy, Jason… 697 00:51:52,131 --> 00:51:55,612 … may be a real brain and all, but can he do this? 698 00:52:25,928 --> 00:52:30,020 Don't worry, Mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning, l promise. 699 00:52:36,842 --> 00:52:41,447 Chestnuts roasting on the fire 700 00:52:55,404 --> 00:52:56,615 Come on, let's go. 701 00:52:56,685 --> 00:52:59,947 - Okay, do you have everything? - I have everything. You have everything. 702 00:53:00,013 --> 00:53:02,697 - Sure? - We all have everything. Everything's fine. 703 00:53:03,245 --> 00:53:05,253 - Let's go. - You can't rush me. 704 00:53:06,638 --> 00:53:09,672 She's checking under the thing. What is under there, I don't know. 705 00:53:09,742 --> 00:53:12,841 - A bathroom. Again with the bathroom. - You can't rush me! 706 00:53:12,911 --> 00:53:15,399 We've got to travel by day. So let's go. 707 00:53:15,952 --> 00:53:18,734 - Look at the time. We got to go. - We're all proceeding, here. 708 00:53:18,799 --> 00:53:21,069 - Just check everything. - We got everything, here. 709 00:53:21,136 --> 00:53:23,144 We're out of here. 710 00:53:34,994 --> 00:53:36,205 God, I'm starving. 711 00:53:36,274 --> 00:53:38,543 - How does it feel? - Needs more bulk. 712 00:53:38,610 --> 00:53:40,585 We can't eat for 200 miles. 713 00:53:40,659 --> 00:53:42,252 What are you telling me, woman? 714 00:53:42,323 --> 00:53:45,488 - I worked out a schedule. - Another schedule. Great. 715 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:48,397 I computed exactly how much money we have… 716 00:53:48,468 --> 00:53:51,730 … how long it'll take us to get there, how many meals we have to have. 717 00:53:51,796 --> 00:53:54,284 It came out to one meal every 200 miles. 718 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:56,332 After 700, though, we can have a snack. 719 00:53:56,405 --> 00:53:59,373 Good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait. 720 00:54:01,589 --> 00:54:04,524 - What do you think, nine months? - More like 15. 721 00:54:07,766 --> 00:54:09,709 Excellent. Very pregnant. 722 00:54:13,623 --> 00:54:15,990 - What are you gonna name it? - What? 723 00:54:16,728 --> 00:54:18,005 The baby. 724 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,764 The baby. 725 00:54:21,017 --> 00:54:23,570 If it's a girl, Cynthia. 726 00:54:24,377 --> 00:54:25,807 And if it's a boy… 727 00:54:27,194 --> 00:54:28,339 Elliot. 728 00:54:28,954 --> 00:54:30,710 Those are lovely names. 729 00:54:30,778 --> 00:54:34,095 Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? 730 00:54:34,394 --> 00:54:36,784 You can't name the kid Elliot. 731 00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:39,706 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. 732 00:54:39,771 --> 00:54:43,285 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Got to give him a real name. 733 00:54:43,612 --> 00:54:45,172 Give him a name. 734 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,380 - Like Nick. - Nick? 735 00:54:47,452 --> 00:54:51,065 Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy. 736 00:54:51,516 --> 00:54:54,812 Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, someone you can drink beer with. 737 00:54:54,877 --> 00:54:58,042 Kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car. 738 00:54:58,110 --> 00:54:59,932 - God. - Vomit, I'm sorry. 739 00:55:06,143 --> 00:55:08,532 - Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you. 740 00:55:13,152 --> 00:55:17,342 I'm gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon… 741 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:20,408 … home fries, four pieces of toast, and then lunch! 742 00:55:20,481 --> 00:55:23,231 You sure we can eat? I don't know if we've gone 200 miles. 743 00:55:23,298 --> 00:55:25,403 I don't want to throw your schedule off. 744 00:55:25,473 --> 00:55:27,961 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman. 745 00:55:34,435 --> 00:55:36,159 How could you lose your money? 746 00:55:36,228 --> 00:55:39,425 - I put it in my schedule book. - How could you lose your schedule book? 747 00:55:39,492 --> 00:55:42,459 That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid book! 748 00:55:42,532 --> 00:55:45,882 You wouldn't even remember your name without it. This is just excellent! 749 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:13,127 I'm starving. 750 00:56:25,195 --> 00:56:26,471 Thank you. 751 00:56:30,635 --> 00:56:32,424 I'm freezing to death. 752 00:56:36,812 --> 00:56:38,635 My feet are killing me. 753 00:56:44,909 --> 00:56:46,797 I just swallowed my gum. 754 00:56:46,893 --> 00:56:50,025 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good. 755 00:56:50,286 --> 00:56:53,003 Can't you try and look on the bright side? 756 00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:04,909 Over there! 757 00:57:27,603 --> 00:57:30,189 Over there. There's a trailer, come on. 758 00:57:35,797 --> 00:57:39,146 It's locked! This is very good. 759 00:57:39,221 --> 00:57:42,604 It's important that this place should have an airtight security system… 760 00:57:42,677 --> 00:57:44,619 … in the middle of nowhere! 761 00:57:44,853 --> 00:57:47,057 Wait, I might have a nail file. 762 00:57:51,574 --> 00:57:53,331 I have a credit card. 763 00:57:56,951 --> 00:58:00,181 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock. 764 00:58:00,248 --> 00:58:03,380 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card. 765 00:58:03,481 --> 00:58:05,204 You have a credit card? 766 00:58:11,514 --> 00:58:16,053 My dad told me, specifically, I can only use it in case of an emergency. 767 00:58:17,883 --> 00:58:19,671 Maybe one will come up. 768 00:58:21,339 --> 00:58:23,760 Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards. 769 00:58:23,835 --> 00:58:25,145 Real shame. 770 00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:27,698 Here, try some of my veal. 771 00:58:29,244 --> 00:58:32,114 Only if you try some of this salmon. 772 00:58:32,189 --> 00:58:34,491 I'm not a big fish guy, so you take it. 773 00:58:34,557 --> 00:58:36,924 I'm not gonna eat that, but you try the veal. 774 00:58:36,989 --> 00:58:38,583 - I'm not gonna. - Try it. 775 00:58:41,278 --> 00:58:43,351 It's good? See, I told you. 776 00:58:45,118 --> 00:58:46,493 So, you were saying? 777 00:58:46,558 --> 00:58:49,788 Anyway, my father… He grew up on a farm. 778 00:58:50,591 --> 00:58:54,039 He always thought it was a real shame that we only saw the suburbs. 779 00:58:54,112 --> 00:58:57,276 He used to take us on great camping trips. Want more wine? 780 00:58:59,648 --> 00:59:02,715 One night, l was sleeping in my pup tent with my younger brother. 781 00:59:02,785 --> 00:59:05,206 I must have been, what, six or seven. 782 00:59:05,825 --> 00:59:09,142 I woke up in the middle of the night, and l had to get outside. 783 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:13,151 I don't know why. I just really wanted to go outside. 784 00:59:14,658 --> 00:59:16,960 It was dark. I mean, totally dark. 785 00:59:17,699 --> 00:59:20,252 Not like in the city, or even in the suburbs. 786 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:22,211 I'm talking absolute blackness. 787 00:59:22,275 --> 00:59:25,025 You couldn't see two inches in front of your face. 788 00:59:26,565 --> 00:59:28,986 But there's one thing you could see. 789 00:59:29,541 --> 00:59:31,548 Millions of things, really. 790 00:59:31,909 --> 00:59:33,797 You could see the stars. 791 00:59:34,854 --> 00:59:38,564 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since. 792 00:59:39,718 --> 00:59:41,955 Believe me, I've looked. 793 00:59:42,023 --> 00:59:45,536 I'm standing there, looking up at the sky, and I'm thinking… 794 00:59:45,703 --> 00:59:48,486 that each one of these dots of light is another world. 795 00:59:48,551 --> 00:59:52,064 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets, then. 796 00:59:52,136 --> 00:59:55,781 But it made me feel really small. 797 00:59:59,112 --> 01:00:00,258 Lonely. 798 01:00:01,897 --> 01:00:03,784 Do you know what I mean? 799 01:00:06,089 --> 01:00:10,345 Then l thought, maybe on each one of these other worlds… 800 01:00:11,242 --> 01:00:13,959 … there's a kid like me. Only, he's shaped like a sponge… 801 01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:17,126 … or a pinball machine, or something. Whatever, but he's up there. 802 01:00:17,292 --> 01:00:21,034 Maybe he's on a camping trip, and he's looking up at the stars. 803 01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:25,516 I decided I want to meet this guy. 804 01:00:30,125 --> 01:00:33,421 - A rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a rose? 805 01:00:34,062 --> 01:00:37,837 Would the lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a rose? 806 01:00:37,902 --> 01:00:40,324 Put it on the bill. That'd be great. 807 01:00:43,023 --> 01:00:44,201 For you. 808 01:00:45,615 --> 01:00:48,004 - Thank you. - It was nothing. 809 01:01:16,020 --> 01:01:18,508 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 810 01:01:18,932 --> 01:01:19,914 What? 811 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:23,628 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 812 01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:26,964 Are you sure? 813 01:01:33,686 --> 01:01:35,825 I won't try anything, I swear. 814 01:01:36,663 --> 01:01:38,004 I trust you. 815 01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:02,324 Good night. 816 01:02:17,276 --> 01:02:18,869 How's your lawyer? 817 01:02:20,189 --> 01:02:21,466 My lawyer? 818 01:02:21,949 --> 01:02:24,568 What's his name? Jimmy, Jeremy. 819 01:02:25,854 --> 01:02:26,803 Jason. 820 01:02:29,214 --> 01:02:30,938 How is Jason, anyway? 821 01:02:33,279 --> 01:02:34,686 Jason's fine. 822 01:02:38,336 --> 01:02:42,330 - I guess you really miss him. - I haven't seen him since last summer. 823 01:02:46,848 --> 01:02:48,637 What's he like? 824 01:02:51,585 --> 01:02:54,902 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever. 825 01:02:55,586 --> 01:02:59,612 I know, but what is he like? I mean, what kind of beer does he drink? 826 01:03:00,194 --> 01:03:03,511 Is he funny? Does he make you laugh? 827 01:03:06,755 --> 01:03:11,328 - He is everything a girl looks for in a guy. - He sounds perfect. 828 01:03:13,732 --> 01:03:16,002 We both want the same things out of life. 829 01:03:16,069 --> 01:03:18,851 We're both gonna be lawyers. Damn good ones. 830 01:03:19,205 --> 01:03:22,501 We might even open a practice together, up in Vermont. 831 01:03:23,269 --> 01:03:25,659 - Somewhere in the country. - I get it. 832 01:03:25,735 --> 01:03:28,037 Jason is the real outdoorsy type. 833 01:03:29,286 --> 01:03:31,807 Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows… 834 01:03:31,879 --> 01:03:34,334 … biodegradable toilet paper, the works. 835 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,826 It's just that we both like old farmhouses. 836 01:03:38,152 --> 01:03:41,152 We thought it'd be nice to find one and restore it ourselves. 837 01:03:41,641 --> 01:03:44,324 Jason thinks it would make a good investment. 838 01:03:44,392 --> 01:03:48,354 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy. 839 01:03:49,322 --> 01:03:50,849 Kind of like this. 840 01:03:58,442 --> 01:04:01,672 And we're both crazy about basset hounds. 841 01:04:08,396 --> 01:04:11,047 I guess that sounds kind of tame to you. 842 01:04:14,606 --> 01:04:15,751 It sounds nice. 843 01:04:16,237 --> 01:04:17,579 Good night, Alison. 844 01:04:23,726 --> 01:04:25,003 Good night, Gib. 845 01:06:20,992 --> 01:06:23,610 - I didn't try anything, I swear. - I know. 846 01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,375 - You were on my side of the bed. - It's all right. 847 01:06:28,544 --> 01:06:30,933 - Nothing happened. - I know. 848 01:06:38,050 --> 01:06:41,345 I'm just gonna go out on the veranda thing for a while. 849 01:07:30,025 --> 01:07:33,025 - Where you headed? - Los Angeles. 850 01:07:33,642 --> 01:07:35,617 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go! 851 01:07:39,563 --> 01:07:40,773 I got it. 852 01:07:53,196 --> 01:07:55,106 So what's in California? 853 01:07:56,077 --> 01:07:57,092 A girl. 854 01:07:58,253 --> 01:08:01,188 - What's wrong with her? - She's got a boyfriend. 855 01:08:01,965 --> 01:08:03,143 Too bad. 856 01:08:09,998 --> 01:08:12,071 - What's she like? - Who? 857 01:08:13,455 --> 01:08:16,587 - Your girlfriend. - I don't know. I've never met her. 858 01:08:18,544 --> 01:08:20,137 You never met her. 859 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:24,139 You're going across the country to see a girl you never met. 860 01:08:26,001 --> 01:08:28,074 My best friend, Lance, set it up. 861 01:08:28,145 --> 01:08:30,055 Supposed to be a sure thing. 862 01:08:30,130 --> 01:08:31,537 A sure thing? 863 01:08:38,515 --> 01:08:42,574 A sure thing, no questions asked, no strings attached… 864 01:08:42,643 --> 01:08:44,017 No guilt involved. 865 01:08:44,084 --> 01:08:45,545 A sure thing. 866 01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:52,078 My whole life, I never had a sure thing. 867 01:08:53,525 --> 01:08:57,486 Probably never meet her anyway. She's gonna be gone in 24 hours. 868 01:08:57,813 --> 01:09:00,716 You pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle. 869 01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:44,689 - Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 870 01:09:45,949 --> 01:09:49,332 I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune. 871 01:09:49,405 --> 01:09:50,517 I do. 872 01:09:53,886 --> 01:09:55,861 Alison, where are you going? 873 01:10:01,982 --> 01:10:03,259 Wait up. 874 01:10:06,207 --> 01:10:07,833 What is it with you? 875 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:11,255 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona. 876 01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:14,331 - See you around. - That's it? 877 01:10:16,032 --> 01:10:18,488 - “See you around”? - Isn't that what you want? 878 01:10:18,561 --> 01:10:22,107 No questions asked? No strings attached? No guilt involved? 879 01:10:24,514 --> 01:10:26,653 Have fun with your sure thing. 880 01:10:30,947 --> 01:10:33,729 - I bought this for you. - I bought it! 881 01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:38,237 It's the thought that counts. 882 01:10:53,382 --> 01:10:54,756 Here we are. 883 01:10:57,703 --> 01:11:01,664 Here, let me take that from you. It's really great to see you. 884 01:11:08,456 --> 01:11:11,424 I cleared out this drawer for you. 885 01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,616 And you can use this half of the closet. 886 01:11:19,082 --> 01:11:21,952 I bought some of those hangers you like so much. 887 01:11:24,139 --> 01:11:26,856 We'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked… 888 01:11:26,923 --> 01:11:28,811 … get them out of the way. 889 01:11:30,315 --> 01:11:32,203 It's so good to see you. 890 01:11:39,981 --> 01:11:41,061 Look. 891 01:11:46,445 --> 01:11:47,907 Flannel sheets. 892 01:11:49,390 --> 01:11:53,351 You know, the longer you use them, the softer they get. 893 01:11:54,414 --> 01:11:56,804 By the time we find our farmhouse… 894 01:11:56,879 --> 01:11:59,814 … my goodness, they'll be incredible, won't they? 895 01:12:02,992 --> 01:12:04,421 Are you all right? 896 01:12:04,496 --> 01:12:06,700 Yes. Great. 897 01:12:07,568 --> 01:12:10,252 - I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. - Tired. 898 01:12:11,281 --> 01:12:12,972 Those sheets are great. 899 01:12:15,890 --> 01:12:17,930 - I know what you need. - What? 900 01:12:18,163 --> 01:12:19,951 A good hot mug of tea. 901 01:12:20,371 --> 01:12:24,048 Restores both body and spirit. Let's see what we have this week. 902 01:12:24,115 --> 01:12:26,385 Let's see, we've got some Darjeeling… 903 01:12:28,083 --> 01:12:29,163 English Breakfast. 904 01:12:29,235 --> 01:12:32,236 That's more of a studying tea, isn't it? 905 01:12:32,404 --> 01:12:35,601 Let's see, Lapsang Souchong, for those rainy mornings. 906 01:12:36,693 --> 01:12:37,970 Earl Grey. 907 01:12:38,389 --> 01:12:40,909 Remember that camping trip to Vermont? 908 01:12:43,702 --> 01:12:46,036 Of course. China Black. 909 01:12:46,711 --> 01:12:49,558 How about a good hot mug of China Black? 910 01:12:51,031 --> 01:12:52,754 Do you have any beer? 911 01:13:15,642 --> 01:13:17,398 Walter Gibson. 912 01:13:19,418 --> 01:13:21,306 Private Gibson, incoming! 913 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:26,843 How are you doing, buddy? 914 01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:29,013 - How are you? - Good to see you. Looking good. 915 01:13:29,084 --> 01:13:31,637 Looking good. Glad you made it. Welcome to California… 916 01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:35,484 … home of the waves and the babes. l want you to meet some people. 917 01:13:35,549 --> 01:13:38,517 Guys, this is Gib, the guy I told you about. I said he'd make it. 918 01:13:38,590 --> 01:13:41,405 - Hey, dude. - Nice to meet you. 919 01:13:41,470 --> 01:13:45,082 3,000 miles just to get laid? I really respect that. 920 01:13:46,431 --> 01:13:48,570 Tonight is the night, Gib, man. 921 01:13:48,639 --> 01:13:50,744 - Merry Christmas. - I love you. 922 01:13:50,944 --> 01:13:52,471 I don't think she believes me. 923 01:13:52,544 --> 01:13:54,267 - Why is that, man? - I don't know. 924 01:13:54,335 --> 01:13:57,751 You are gonna love California. You ever make it with an avocado? 925 01:13:57,824 --> 01:13:58,937 Party! 926 01:14:01,857 --> 01:14:02,872 Gin. 927 01:14:03,265 --> 01:14:05,819 Let's see, that makes 25 for me… 928 01:14:06,561 --> 01:14:07,706 … plus… 929 01:14:12,578 --> 01:14:14,553 … 43… 930 01:14:14,947 --> 01:14:18,144 …so, 25 plus 43 is… 931 01:14:19,011 --> 01:14:20,604 Can I borrow that? 932 01:14:28,165 --> 01:14:29,277 Sorry. 933 01:14:30,853 --> 01:14:32,195 There you go. 934 01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:35,651 … which makes the score 233 for me… 935 01:14:37,830 --> 01:14:40,286 … and 8 for you. 936 01:14:50,696 --> 01:14:51,906 Charming. 937 01:14:53,576 --> 01:14:57,374 It sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go. It'll be fun. 938 01:14:57,704 --> 01:15:01,600 You know how we feel about parties. They're hot, loud and crowded. 939 01:15:01,674 --> 01:15:04,391 The only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up. 940 01:15:04,458 --> 01:15:06,695 Now, why would we want to do that? 941 01:15:07,914 --> 01:15:11,210 - Let's go to Disneyland. - Disneyland is for children. 942 01:15:15,276 --> 01:15:18,953 Let's do something pointless, something totally crazy. 943 01:15:20,012 --> 01:15:22,500 - All right. I tell you what. - What? 944 01:15:23,213 --> 01:15:27,043 I'll spot you 50 points. That'll add some excitement to the game. 945 01:15:36,878 --> 01:15:39,464 I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't. 946 01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:42,154 - What do you mean? You look fantastic. - Come with me. 947 01:15:42,223 --> 01:15:44,590 What's the first thing you'll do when you meet her? 948 01:15:44,655 --> 01:15:46,892 Shave my head and join a Polynesian monastery. 949 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:49,481 - What do you mean? - Tito. Isn't that nice? 950 01:15:49,552 --> 01:15:51,341 - What are you doing? - Like that? 951 01:15:51,409 --> 01:15:53,319 - What's going on? - I look like a moron. 952 01:15:53,392 --> 01:15:56,524 What do you mean, you look like a moron? Look at me. 953 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:59,114 You don't like green? Is that it? 954 01:15:59,186 --> 01:16:01,936 - I'll get you blue, or the red. - I don't want anyone. 955 01:16:02,002 --> 01:16:03,693 - Come on. - Because I don't. 956 01:16:03,762 --> 01:16:07,079 What do you mean, because you don't? What is that? 957 01:16:07,827 --> 01:16:08,940 You know what? 958 01:16:09,011 --> 01:16:12,557 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man. 959 01:16:15,828 --> 01:16:18,414 Don't move, because she's here. 960 01:16:19,828 --> 01:16:21,519 It's her. Look. 961 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:27,468 Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex life. 962 01:16:29,334 --> 01:16:32,400 You're gonna kill me. I don't think l can go through with this. 963 01:16:32,470 --> 01:16:35,188 - I knew it. The breasts are too small? - Breasts are fine. 964 01:16:35,255 --> 01:16:36,913 - Hi, how you doing? - How are you? 965 01:16:36,983 --> 01:16:39,504 - This is a drink for you. - Is that him? 966 01:16:40,472 --> 01:16:42,545 - Yeah. - He's cute. 967 01:16:42,648 --> 01:16:46,543 He's kind of going through a little climate adjustment. 968 01:16:46,616 --> 01:16:49,366 And so we're gonna be with you in just a minute. 969 01:16:49,432 --> 01:16:53,808 So why don't you just go over there and look for something, okay? 970 01:16:54,041 --> 01:16:56,759 - All right. - I love you, babe. You look good. 971 01:16:59,098 --> 01:17:01,335 What's the problem? What's wrong with you? 972 01:17:01,403 --> 01:17:05,713 I don't know. I'm almost 19. Maybe I'm getting too old for this. 973 01:17:06,075 --> 01:17:08,214 What do you want? A goddamn relationship? 974 01:17:08,283 --> 01:17:10,193 I don't know what l want. 975 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:13,462 - Maybe it's a moral issue. - Moral issue? 976 01:17:13,692 --> 01:17:17,108 This is Lance you're talking to. You have no morals. 977 01:17:18,685 --> 01:17:22,614 You're just in a slump, that's all. It happens to the best of us. 978 01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:27,162 It could happen to me someday. I doubt it, but it could. You nervous? 979 01:17:27,710 --> 01:17:28,659 Get out! 980 01:17:28,735 --> 01:17:31,288 You're nervous, because you haven't done it in a while. 981 01:17:31,359 --> 01:17:35,134 It's like riding a bike. You just got to climb on and keep pedaling. 982 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:37,534 And wear something white at night. 983 01:17:39,103 --> 01:17:41,591 You want a relationship? That's fine. 984 01:17:41,696 --> 01:17:45,690 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand. 985 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:48,863 You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you? 986 01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:50,685 Would you look at that reason? 987 01:17:53,474 --> 01:17:55,416 Go for it, you've earned it. 988 01:17:57,699 --> 01:18:00,252 - Lance, you're right. - That's right. 989 01:18:00,323 --> 01:18:02,396 I'm not being unfaithful to anyone. 990 01:18:02,467 --> 01:18:05,217 Hell, I could use a torrid night… … of cheap, meaningless lust. 991 01:18:05,283 --> 01:18:07,618 That's right, buddy. There you go. 992 01:18:09,732 --> 01:18:11,455 Look at these people. 993 01:18:11,748 --> 01:18:13,985 They probably think they're having a good time. 994 01:18:28,615 --> 01:18:29,957 Let's dance. 995 01:18:30,407 --> 01:18:33,441 - Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight. 996 01:18:44,457 --> 01:18:46,148 That's a nice shirt. 997 01:18:49,706 --> 01:18:51,047 From Hawaii. 998 01:18:58,027 --> 01:19:00,843 It's been a long time since I've held you like this. 999 01:19:00,908 --> 01:19:02,053 I know. 1000 01:19:04,748 --> 01:19:07,466 Lance said you were very shy around girls. 1001 01:19:09,549 --> 01:19:12,168 Did he mention what a great dancer I am? 1002 01:19:22,862 --> 01:19:24,837 What else did Lance tell you about me? 1003 01:19:24,911 --> 01:19:26,919 He says you're a real gourmet. 1004 01:19:27,119 --> 01:19:29,127 - And you're a virgin. - What? 1005 01:19:29,679 --> 01:19:31,687 He thinks you might be gay. 1006 01:19:34,224 --> 01:19:36,297 I didn't say it. Lance said it. 1007 01:19:39,153 --> 01:19:40,647 Excuse me, won't you? 1008 01:19:40,721 --> 01:19:44,071 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. Just one second. 1009 01:19:47,026 --> 01:19:50,190 - You told her I was a virgin? - I exaggerated a little. 1010 01:19:50,258 --> 01:19:52,495 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge. 1011 01:19:52,562 --> 01:19:55,629 - You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge. 1012 01:19:58,964 --> 01:20:01,386 Keep your shirt on, buddy, you're doing great. 1013 01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:05,322 Excuse me. I see a sweet young thing whose sarong needs adjusting. 1014 01:20:06,293 --> 01:20:07,820 Get out of my life. 1015 01:20:24,023 --> 01:20:25,966 Excuse me, I'd like to get some punch. 1016 01:20:26,744 --> 01:20:29,166 Please, allow me. 1017 01:20:29,688 --> 01:20:32,406 - Thank you. - You're very welcome. 1018 01:20:37,497 --> 01:20:40,759 She's got lovely skin, and so much of it. 1019 01:20:41,433 --> 01:20:44,117 She happens to be an excellent judge in quality shirt wear. 1020 01:20:44,186 --> 01:20:46,608 She should try wearing one, sometime. 1021 01:20:51,547 --> 01:20:54,133 - Would you like a cup for Justin? - Jason. 1022 01:20:54,204 --> 01:20:57,587 - Whatever. He probably eats paste. - Justin's twice the man you'll ever be. 1023 01:20:57,660 --> 01:20:58,608 Jason. 1024 01:20:58,684 --> 01:21:01,554 - He's loyal, he's trustworthy. - Housebroken? 1025 01:21:03,837 --> 01:21:05,725 Do you know this person? 1026 01:21:06,590 --> 01:21:07,899 Not really. 1027 01:21:07,965 --> 01:21:10,300 - Would you like a drink? - No, thank you. 1028 01:21:12,894 --> 01:21:14,717 Jason, let's go to bed. 1029 01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:18,293 Careful, she hogs all the blankets. 1030 01:21:18,368 --> 01:21:21,183 - You snore. - Not tonight, I won't. 1031 01:21:21,663 --> 01:21:23,452 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 1032 01:21:23,520 --> 01:21:26,652 How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink? 1033 01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:27,997 All right. 1034 01:21:28,321 --> 01:21:29,336 Let's go. 1035 01:21:31,617 --> 01:21:32,926 Good night. 1036 01:21:37,698 --> 01:21:40,480 - He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy? 1037 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,172 It was all set up by his friend. 1038 01:21:42,242 --> 01:21:45,276 He thinks love is something you order on the phone, like a pizza! 1039 01:21:45,347 --> 01:21:48,446 - How do you know he snores? - He thinks he knows all about stars. 1040 01:21:48,515 --> 01:21:50,937 He doesn't know Cassiopeia's the mother of Andromeda. 1041 01:21:51,012 --> 01:21:53,980 - How's he know you hog the blankets? - The crap he eats… 1042 01:21:54,052 --> 01:21:55,962 … cheese balls and beer for breakfast! 1043 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,142 How do you know what he eats for breakfast? 1044 01:22:05,830 --> 01:22:07,139 Come on in. 1045 01:22:17,351 --> 01:22:18,813 Want to sit down? 1046 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,114 - Do you want me to? - Why don't you sit down? 1047 01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:23,461 All right. 1048 01:22:27,273 --> 01:22:29,281 - Do you want a drink? - Sure. 1049 01:22:31,786 --> 01:22:32,899 Great. 1050 01:22:45,611 --> 01:22:46,757 Thanks. 1051 01:22:53,005 --> 01:22:54,598 That's strong. 1052 01:23:07,374 --> 01:23:09,709 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer. 1053 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,382 A lot of it's imported. 1054 01:23:19,633 --> 01:23:22,480 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. Why, don't I look fine? 1055 01:23:22,545 --> 01:23:25,295 - I don't know, it just seems like. - I'm not. 1056 01:23:31,634 --> 01:23:34,187 - Is it that girl at the punch bowl? - No. 1057 01:23:34,258 --> 01:23:37,739 It's nothing. Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl. 1058 01:23:39,763 --> 01:23:42,065 Why didn't you tell me about him? 1059 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:46,001 Because he's not worth mentioning. He's a creep. 1060 01:24:01,591 --> 01:24:03,893 You made love to him, didn't you? 1061 01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,493 - Did you make love to him? - No. 1062 01:24:08,567 --> 01:24:11,022 - Honest? - Honest. 1063 01:24:14,744 --> 01:24:16,271 Do you love him? 1064 01:24:36,475 --> 01:24:38,810 I have to go to the library. I'm really behind. 1065 01:24:38,876 --> 01:24:42,455 That's what l should've done. I didn't study all this week. 1066 01:24:43,100 --> 01:24:44,213 Me, neither. 1067 01:24:55,774 --> 01:24:57,050 Want some? 1068 01:24:59,199 --> 01:25:01,087 Good morning, everybody. 1069 01:25:01,311 --> 01:25:04,279 You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later. 1070 01:25:04,575 --> 01:25:06,714 - No, thank you. - All right. Here we go. 1071 01:25:06,783 --> 01:25:10,940 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. Comes from an unlikely source. 1072 01:25:11,904 --> 01:25:13,399 Walter Gibson. 1073 01:25:15,745 --> 01:25:17,752 It is called The Sure Thing. 1074 01:25:20,258 --> 01:25:22,779 “It could be tonight,' he thought… 1075 01:25:23,266 --> 01:25:26,136 … as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time.” 1076 01:25:26,210 --> 01:25:28,218 “He would meet her tonight.” 1077 01:25:28,514 --> 01:25:32,290 “All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this.” 1078 01:25:32,931 --> 01:25:35,233 “5’6’’, silky hair… 1079 01:25:35,684 --> 01:25:37,507 …trim, nubile body…” 1080 01:25:38,661 --> 01:25:41,050 “Nubile”, by the way, is spelled with a “u”. 1081 01:25:41,412 --> 01:25:44,380 “… nubile body that really knew how to move… 1082 01:25:44,709 --> 01:25:47,579 … and soft, deeply tanned skin.” 1083 01:25:48,742 --> 01:25:51,906 “Now, as for personality traits, she needed only one.” 1084 01:25:52,359 --> 01:25:55,174 “She had to love sex, and all the time.” 1085 01:25:55,719 --> 01:25:59,974 “To arrive at this moment, he had traveled vast distances… 1086 01:26:00,295 --> 01:26:02,400 … enduring many hardships:” 1087 01:26:02,792 --> 01:26:05,574 “abject poverty, starvation… 1088 01:26:06,216 --> 01:26:09,064 … show tunes, you name it.” 1089 01:26:10,664 --> 01:26:13,731 “From across the room he saw her. She was perfect.” 1090 01:26:14,986 --> 01:26:18,728 “He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him.” 1091 01:26:18,794 --> 01:26:23,202 “It was exactly how it was supposed to be. He brought her to his room.” 1092 01:26:24,554 --> 01:26:27,621 “The lights were soft, the moment was right.” 1093 01:26:29,611 --> 01:26:32,743 “Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear:” 1094 01:26:34,124 --> 01:26:35,717 “Do you love me?” 1095 01:26:37,581 --> 01:26:41,738 “Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him?” 1096 01:26:42,541 --> 01:26:46,470 “What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist?” 1097 01:26:46,830 --> 01:26:49,220 “Who invented liquid soap, and why?” 1098 01:26:51,279 --> 01:26:54,760 “Do you love me?” Staring into her eyes… 1099 01:26:55,695 --> 01:26:58,478 … he knew that she really needed to hear it. 1100 01:27:00,144 --> 01:27:04,552 “But for the first time in his life, he knew these were no longer just words.” 1101 01:27:06,192 --> 01:27:09,608 “And if he said it, it would be a lie.” 1102 01:27:11,345 --> 01:27:14,477 “Do you love me?” she whispered. “Do you love me?” 1103 01:27:15,890 --> 01:27:17,800 “It would not be tonight. 1104 01:27:18,994 --> 01:27:21,002 The answer was “no”. 1105 01:27:21,747 --> 01:27:23,308 He was a traitor! 1106 01:27:35,189 --> 01:27:37,131 You didn't sleep with her? 1107 01:27:37,941 --> 01:27:39,763 Still seeing Jason? 1108 01:27:40,661 --> 01:27:42,068 We broke up. 1109 01:27:43,094 --> 01:27:44,501 That's too bad. 1110 01:27:51,511 --> 01:27:53,300 You didn't sleep with her. 1111 01:27:55,000 --> 01:27:56,658 She wasn't my type.